THE NEW REVISED
CLAYBONIC DICTIONARY


A Dictionary of Clayisms with
definitions, abbreviations, & phrases


Original compilation by "Ashlynsmom" with sub-missions by Clay Fans on bolt.com/americanidol: American Idol II's Official Message Board.

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A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z - Phrases

A

acclaym to greet Clay with high praise/strong approval (balimichelle)

acclaymation enthusiastic approving vote for clay without an actual count (AshlynsMom)

Aclaymatized Your body getting used to the comfy feeling of being with friends on the Clay board (britlen)

a claypella Clay's 1st audition, without musical accompaniment - "Where's that voice coming from?" (ColorMeClay)

adorkable the merging of dorky and adorable resulting in a perfect result: Clay Aiken (thellamaqueen/def.ClayNation)

Aikenar the brightest star on ClaymerAiken Idol; taken from the word Achernar- the brightest star in the constellaltion Eridanus (AshlynsMom)

Aiken4Clay how a person feels on Wednesday when they know they won't see Clay again for almost a whole week (thumper47)

Aiken4Shakin Deep need to reply "Grease" over and over to burn in memory of those hips a-wigglin' (LoveClay)

Aiken-hand a disorder which affects the hand of a Claymate on TuesClay nights as a result of voting for Clay for the entire 2 hours. symptoms include cramping, trembling, and loss of feeling. Note: this is usually only a temporary affectation that is most likely cleared up by sometime on WednesClay, but Claymates should take note that it could become a permanent condition (jenjuliet)

Alclayholics Anonymous (AA) the widely needed support group for those obsessed Clay fans (kkcmom)

AmerAiken Clay fan from USA (britlen)

AntiClaymatic When everything else seem disappointing in contrast to seeing/hearing Clay
(Oldbroad33)

automatiClay Something that happens instantly in a Clay situation (thellamaqueen)

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B

BC Before Clay. Was there life before Clay? (seymoursgal)

Birthclay the day you became a Claymate (canseco4101)

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C

Clayssic Claynihilation The complete and permanent abolishment of a Clay basher a la what happened to the Wicked Witch of the East! (melkampi, ColorMeClay and Spazzchin)

Clayause To vote Clay as AI (canseco4101)

Clayaway to be unclayed for a certain period of time (Clay_World)

Claybacks Clay comebacks- what a whitty guy!! (redgirl160)

Clay-bered The successful clobbering of a Claytheist/Clay basher (db57)

clayble company those wonderful folks who give us lots of channels to choose from and ensure that Clay's hottie face comes in clearly each Tuesclay (I_LuuuuV_CLaY)

Claybligation A duty to love, support and vote, vote, vote for Clay (ColorMeClay)

Clayblock aka "Block Party", when Clay fans all over bolt block the anti-clay (SimonWL69)

claybonics the language of clayisms (crushonclay)

ClayBorg & The ClayBorg Collective what other contestant's fans call us Clayites- taken from Star Trek The Next Generation (hollygo72)

Claybreak that moment in morning when you are awakened by your alarm radio playing claytunes (thumper47)

Claycenturions all those over-50-but-still-rockin-and-voting-for-Clay fans (and there are a LOT of us, male and female)

Claycier An icy glacier like lump in the chest, which warms and melts when exposed to Clay's
voice (thumper47)

Clayckle To laugh at Clay funnies (canseco4101)

Claycon the icon Clay fans have next to their name on the bolt message board - which is a little pic of Clay (AshlynsMom)

Claycon or bAiken A yummy magical breakfast meat served to the music of Clay (CanadianClayFan)

claycussion the state of a fan as a result of fainting when hearing/seeing clay! (DumblyDani)

Clayculate Figure out how many calls you can make in 2 hours (canseco4101)

claydar a Clay fan's ability to tell if something Clay (or Clay himself) is nearby (ClayFan4Life)

Claydate when moms get together, dump the kids on the floor and talk about Clay for hours (streil)

clayparrel- any article of clothing with a picture of Clay, Clay's name, or Clay related phrase on it.(aiken4clay919)

Clay/December Romance The thing us "older" chicks have for Clay (redgirl160)

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claydependent an alclayholic who is addicted to clay, and cannot get through the day without seeing his picture, hearing his voice, and chating with other Claymates on bolt (thumper47)

Clayderella's Clay princesses that spread Clay love (ColorMeClay)

Claydicine When somebody is being unclayed, and requires a dose of Clay to feel wonderful again (Clay_World)

claydicted uncontrollable urge to have more of Clay, CLay, Clay (thumper47)

Clayindness The kindness exhibited by Clay fans (canseco4101)

"Clay Diddle Diddle" Name of the nursery rhyme that Claymates sing to their children or nieces and nephews (andybean)

claydies Clay groupies - ladies who can't get enough of Clay (balimichelle)

"Claying a song" hearing a song and imagining Clay singing it (Seremela)

Clay d'oeuvre Masterpiece Clay (ColorMeClay)

Claydolize to make an idol of Clay, to love/admire him excessively (vicachic)

Claydorable adorable in a Clay Aiken sort of way, something Clay ALWAYS is (kelsetta)

Claydough what you become when Clay holds you in his arms or looks into your eyes (melampki)

claydown counting down the days, hours and minutes until Tuesclay and then Wednesclay (Sapphyr21)

claydreams When you are in the middle of a very boring class and your mind drifts off to that very special Clay place. A dream you have with Clay in it (SweetClay)

Clayed smacked in the head with instant adoration for Clay (vicachic)

clayed over shocked, pleasantly surprised, happy that good things do happen to good people (thumper47)

Clayer someone who is sweet and great like Clay, the opposited of a "player" (balimichelle)

clayfatuated infatuated with Clay (bjham)

clayffhanger The wait before for results on Wednesdays (balimichelle)

clayffeine Gives you more of a jolt than coffee or colas. Highly addictive (xsandlapper)

clay fixaiken fixation with clay (ClayNation)

Clayformance A Perfect performance (jan13409)

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Claygerism when credit for your Clayism is given to someone else (gogonzo)

claygon takes you away to that special someone you put in your bath to soak in pure ecstacy!
(thumper47)

Claygasm The overwhelming rush of hormones, rapid heartbeat, increased vascularization of the face causing blushing, screaming "Clay" at the top of one's lungs (reminiscent of Elvis/Beatles fans), dizziness often accompanied by fainting, resulting in subsequent feelings of extreme euphoria immediately followed by a period of satisfaction and relaxation (melampki)

Clayhesive stuck on Clay (ColorMeClay)

Clayhouse a house neglected because it's owner is afflicted with Claymania that prevents him/her
from doing any chores (cybersunday)

"Clayin Alive" the song some of us hope Clay sings on Disco Week (redgirl160)

Claying around what you do when you are at work/home in your spare time- it's all about Clay!! (rasp_berrie)

Clayist Clay activist (MrsAiken2B)

Clayite the people of Clay Nation (MrsAiken2B)

clayighted the honorable process of being "knighted" into the Claymate family, vast similarity to
being Claymated (thellamaqueen)

clayitis An involuntary itch/rash that requires a full soundtract and video of Clay to relieve (thumper47)

clay-ja-vu the feeling one gets when hearing a song on the radio that Clay sang on AI (Sapphyr21)

Clayjestic splendid Clay (ColorMeClay)

Clayjoyment A gratification upon seeing Clay (ColorMeClay)

Clayke a dessert like none you've ever had (mrshmlow)

Claylashing keeping Clay bashers in check (ColorMeClay)

Claylebrity What Clay has become (canseco4101)

Claylender Calender with all TuesClays & WednesClays marked with big red hearts (canseco4101)

clayless all the clueless clay bashers on the message boards could be called this (CLAYFANFORLIFE)

Claylicious something that is enjoyable due too its high Clay content (banduraqueen)

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Claylifornia Where Clay is now (canseco4101)

Clay-like someone who does something kind for someone else without wanting anything in return can be called this (thellamaqueen)

claylist playlist of every clay song you have on your computer, and you've played so many times that everyone in you're house knows the words to every song (idoLOVER4ever)

claylisthenics Fans jumping around when he sings, talks, walks, stands, sits, etc. (canseco4101)

clayllateral Damage Unfortunately only Clay can win and everyone else will be left in ruins (canseco4101)

clayllous People who refuse to open their heart to Clay (canseco4101)

clay-lo a solo sung by Clay in a group song, as in the intro to "What the World Needs Now" (melampki)

Clayman Islands the Perfect Vacation Spot for Claymates (balimichelle)

claymantics the deliberate distortion and twisting of everything non-Clay into something about Clay -taken from semantics(dre4m3r)

Clay-Mart superstore that only sells Clay items (balimichielle)

claymated accepted as an obsessed fan into the group of women drooling over Clay, who are
also know as the Claymates (vicachic)

Claymates the group of women who are drooling over Clay (ashleyskye266)

claymax [1] the feeling of extreme clayphoria while hearing Clay sing (britlen) [2] the final moment of the show when we know Clay has won (gogonzo)

claymazing astonishing works by Clay- leaves you bewildered (balimichelle)

claymed As in "Clay has claymed my heart!" (britlen)

claymen what we say after praying clay wins and again when he is still going strong each week! (CLAYFANFORLIFE)

claymera Camera that focuses only on Clay (canseco4101)

Claymerican Idol Clay- Our American Idol! (redgirl160)

ClaymerAiken Idol Our American Idol- Clay! (I_LuuuuV_CLaY)

claymmercial the 30 second American Idol ads that FOX airs throughout the week, which ever-so-slightly helps to sustain us on the long wait for Tuesclay and Wednesclay nights (ThatTracyChick)

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claymmon sense what all Claymates use to come to the conlusion that Clay Aiken has "it" (canseco4101)

claymonwealth The group of countries consisting of the United Aikengdom and its former
colonies, such as Claynadia (banduraqueen)

claymor the frenzy that Clay fans exhibit when cheering for Clay (gogonzo)

claymorabilia Clay memorabilia (ThatTracyChick)

claymotion [1] The uproar that occurs every time Clay performs, as in "Clay will be causing another claymotion on Tuesclay night!" [2] The overall term describing the finger move from "I Can't Help Myself", the head snap in "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me", etc. Any body movement by Clay Aiken which sends his fans into claymaxes or claygasms (scoobiewoo)

clayn What you are after taking a shower (balimichelle)

Claynadian a Clay Aiken fan from Canada (ashleyskye266)

Clay Nation the United Nation of Clay Supporters (vicachic & ClayNation)

claynce Clay's glance (mell107)

clayness being like clay (mell107)

claynguage the means of expressing all things Clay (ThatTracyChick)

claynia worldwide Clay mania! (ashleyskye266)

clayniac someone who is a HUGE Clay fan and can't stop watching his performances, looking
up webpages for him, posting on boards...in other words, me! (bananatwinkie)

claynihilation the complete abolishment of a Clay-basher from the Clay boards (melampki)

clayoffs the competition we wait to see every Tuesclay evening (redgirl160)

clayola clayons drawing utensils (michelle-the-poet)

Clayology the intense study of all things Clay (MrsAiken2B)

clayoperation Claymates united to vote Clay and only Clay (canseco4101)

clayoritis Clay's on your mind and all productivity stops (similar to senioritis) (Lindsey1985)

claypable Clay has the ability to win it all! (scoobiewoo)

clayparel any article of clothing with a picture of Clay, Clay's name, or Clay related phrase on it (aiken4clay919)

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claypacity [1] Clay Aiken's vocal range [2] Claymates vast ability to cheer him on (canseco4101)

clayplause The thunderous applause Clay gets after he sings (db57)

claypen any place, real or virtual, where Clay fans meet and greet (ClayNation)

clay-per-view the channel you can go to & watch clay perform any time you want!!
(SweetClay)

claypiphany A sudden revelation that Clay is the hottest thing on the planet! (OldBroad33)

claypitulate Claymates surrender to his charms (canseco4101)

clayphobia fear of another man exciting others more than you do, experienced mainly by men, usually resulting in "Clay is Gay" posts (ashleyskye266)

clayphoria the feeling that comes over you while listening to Clay sing (andybean)

claypliment To tell someone they remind you of Clay (canseco4101)

clayputer similar to the claystation, a computer devoted to claymorabilia! (ThatTracyChick)

Clayquil the nightime dose of looking at every single picture of hunky Clay , listening to every Clay song (10 times at least), and reading entire Clay message board (at least 5 times), so you can sleep medicine (MyClayIsAHottie)

clayr Hair styled like Clay's (melampki who is beautifully sporting the style)

clayrisma that magical "X factor" that Clay has that draws people to him (Genie62)

clayrity The purity of his voice (canseco4101)

Clayropean A European Clay fan! (SimonWL69)

clayrried Away What happens to Claymates when they get overly excited (canseco4101)

Claystralian An Australian Clay fan! (SimonWL69)

clayruptions those annoying everyday chores that prevent you from listening to, thinking about
or chatting about Clay (spotlightlover)

clayrus a virus that takes over your computer and fills up your hard drive with Clay's mp3s and
maxes out your CPU from playing Clay medias continuously (klian)

clayscussions any discussion revolving around Clay Aiken (ThatTracyChick)

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claysearch the only research I want to be doing (instead of research for a school paper) (Sapphyr21)

Clay-sensitive how some people are when you mention anything weird about Clay (CanadianClayFan)

claysessed obsessed wonderful clay fans (CLAYFANFORLIFE)

Claysians Clay fans in Asia (balimichelle)

clayssical His voice (canseco4101)

claysomnia sleepless nights on Clay message boards (ColorMeClay)

clayspeak when one only speaks in clayisms (CanadianClayFan)

Claystation the computer that continuously looks for Clay sites and plays Aiken downloads (kkcmom)

claysumed Totally consumed with everything Clay (Sapphyr21)

claytagious infectious process which causes OCD (submitted husband of Thumper47 - who can't
use the computer because Thumper47 is always online)

claytastrophe when something goes wrong in clayland (like his sleepy/half-dead/sad look during his performance of "Someone Else's Star") (idoLOVER4ever)

claythaurus a thesaurus so we can pick out power claywords fast! (thumper47)

claythedral where you go to Idolize Clay- usually your living room on Tuesclay and Wednesclay nights! (balimichelle)

claytheist someone who doesn't believe in Clay

clayties fan a fan of Clay who is 30-something or who was a crazed teenie bopper in the 80s (ClayNation)

claytime the air time given to Clay on AI (jan13409)

claytire button down shirts and black pants!! (SweetClay)

claytomobile any vehicle that continuously plays Clay Aiken songs while being driven
(kkcmom)

claytonic the state one is in after watching Clay sing live (tarheel4ever)

claytoon a cartoon or drawing of Clay (Trinity_Destler)

claytopia A Place Where All The Men Act, Look, And Sing Like Clay, In Other Words, HEAVEN!!! (OldBroad33)

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claytosis state of mesmerization when listening to clay singing or while having a claydream, inability to focus when spoken too because of preoccuclaytion (ClayNation)

claytrain the train of Clay supporters- watch out it will hit you when you're not looking! It's a runaway and cannot be stopped now (thumper47)

claytriot a proud American Clay fan (ThatTracyChick)

clayture The culture of all things devoted to Clay (banduraqueen)

clayuben The Craze of both Ruben And Clay (QuantumXL- a fellow Clay/Ruben fan!!)

clayver smarter than clever, someone who is clayver is not only intelligent, they also put their
smarts to work to come up with clayisms and interesting clayscussions (ThatTracyChick)

clayverted when a person has been converted to a Clay fan s/he is clayverted (ashleyskye266)

clayving craving more Clay, just can't get enough of that loveable boy! (Canada1anPsycho)

clayvolution a complete and radical change from previous favorites to Clay --it's sweeping the nation! (ThatTracyChick)

clayvorite favorite thing pertaining to Clay (i.e. clayforite song, pic, outfit, etc. (ClayNation)

clayvotes votes for Clay (thumper47)

clayvoyant a psychic who only sees Clay and speaks only in clayisms (Whojackafibby)

clayzaa the place where we share song and video files between claynatics (cLaY_SpArKz)

clayzed that look spotlightlover gets when listening to Clay (spotlightlover's hubby)

Clayzone the state Clay goes into when he sings... and likewise the state Clay fans go into watching him sing (jan13409)

clayzy crazy about Clay (I_Luuuuv_CLaY)

Clay-Z-Boy chair out of which husbands are chased on Tuesday nights! (bjham)

conclaysion coming to the conclusion that Clay WILL win American Idol (spotlightlover)

Conclaytulation As in "Conclaytulation on another perfect clayformance" (jan13409)

creclaytion anything created in the name of Clay Aiken, ie clayisms (ThatTracyChick)

CUFA Claynadian Up For Adoption by a ClaymerAiken who is willing to vote extra for them (Thumper 47)

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Eclayciated the result of a lack of food intake due to over-excitement about Clay (redgirl160)

ecsclaysy the state all Clay fans are in on Tuesclays and Wednesclays (mrshmlow)

edificlaytion being edified or built up because of Clay's encouraging example (ClayNation)

enclaybling (enabling) something providing us with the opportunity to see more Clay (AngelaCLarson)

enclayngered species the dying breed of man with heart, values and respect for others (AngelaCLarson's hubby)

eclayipse Happens when Clay overshadow's everything (ColorMeClay)

enclayging how Clay grabs our attention every Tuesclay (ColorMeClay)

enclayved when one finds themself so hopelessly smitten with Clay that they are a slave to
American Idol, the message boards and all other things Clay (ThatTracyChick)

exclayent work excellent work done on behalf of Clay- like ClayNation has done on claytonaiken.com (thumper47) - thanks thumper! -CN

exclaymation any shout out for clay (ClayNation)

exclaymation (2) an excited statement about Clay (CLaYatHeart23)

Exclaymuniclayted Blocked from the message board for negative posts about Clay (xsandlapper)

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F

fascinaiken being completely mesmerized by the sound and look of Clay Aiken (redgirl160)

fraiken out what Clay fans were doing when Ryan Seacrest announced that Clay did not win the official title of "American Idol" (ClayNation)

G

Globalclayzation Clay's fans are spreading all over the world! (britlen)

H

HeartAiken what you're doing when you're having Clay withdrawals (bethilou)

herclaylean a strong Clay effect (ColorMeClay)

Holiclay when Clay makes every day feel like a "Holiday" (ColorMeClay)

hosclaytality The warmath and kindness of Claymates to welcome everybody (ColorMeClay)

I

Imaginaiken Situations created in our minds that have anything to do with Clay (redgirl160)

Infatuaiken the complete, mesmerizing, obsessive love that we all feel for Clay (redgirl160)

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mediclaytion the undistrubed thought process about Clay that brings you to a calm surrender (Dopeyisme)

N

North Clayrolinians those of us who are fortunate enough to be from the same state as Clay (tarheel4ever)

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O

OCD (Obsessive Claypulsive Disorder) the uncontrollable urge to focus on Clay, and nothing but Clay (ClaysGoldfish)

O-Clay infinitely better than OKAY (ThatTracyChick)

P

polclaytics much more fun that politics! (dyxe)

practiclay practically everything is about Clay (ThatTracyChick)

preoccuclaytion preoccupied with thoughts about Clay (ClayNation)

proclaymation the announcement that Clay is the AI (beautifulsoup)

Proclaystination putting off all things "real life" because these darn message boards suck you back in (WaterfallSpirit)

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R

relaxclaytion state of relaxation when listening to clay singing (ClayNation)

revelaiken the revelation one receives, usually followed by a likely clayversion (ClayNation)

S

Standing Ovaiken what the audience and judges continue to give Clay week after week (redgirl160)

T

Tuesclay the day right after Monday- when we all get to see Clay again! (ClayNation)

U

underclayted/overclayted when things or contestants get less/more praise than they deserve

United Aikengdom Formerly the United Kingdom but has now been taken over by the Clay Nation (banduraqueen)

V

"Viva-Las-Clay-gas" For those Claymates that live in Sin City or a big celebration involving a group singing (WaterfallSpirit)

W

Worker's compenclaytion What you collect when you are fired from work from too much Claying on the job!!! (andybean)

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PHRASES/QUOTES

"Go ahead, make my Clay!" (whojackafibby)

"I'll have Roast beef with mashed potatoes and clay-vy" (whojackafibby)

"I'm off to Clayland (dreamworld)" (yayCLAY)

"Can you imagine enjoying a choclayte eclayre or choclayte chip cookies, or some choclayte clayke!" (balimichelle)

"He's Magiclay delicious!!" (jazzjavajoy)

"Clayisms are fun! They're practiclay a new claynguage!" (ThatTracyChick)

"Well being from Philly... I am renaming it from the City of Brotherly Love to The City of ClayAikenly Love!" (andybean)

"I'm the grinch that stole Claysmas!" (oleanderone - who is being clayverted at this momment, he just doesn't know it yet!)

Claytriotic Ameraikens and the United Claytes of Americlay (Claymate2003)

"God made clay and now Clay is molding us!" (sk8trcr8tr)

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